Barren

Quoth one of my dear online friends:
"Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren."

The Whole Package

My boyfriend recently acquired very hipster-like glasses and a pompadour haircut. We went winery-hopping for my birthday yesterday and he wore pink shorts and a black v-neck t-shirt. In a picture of us that one of our friends took, he bent his legs and stuck out an arm to pose.

Friend: "Hunter, you look very homosexual."

Boyfriend: "Yeah, it's the shorts. And the hair. And the glasses. And the V-neck. And the loafers."

All of it. Besides looking the part, it was him and three of us girls. What a man <3

Boyfriend Birthday Obsession

"You know what I've become obsessed with recently?  Like literally in the last 12 hours. BOOKENDS. They are so cool." Says my boyfriend as he makes a whole Bisquick box worth of waffles for his coworkers. He allegedly saw them while looking for a birthday present for me, but may have forgotten that today is actually my birthday. "It's time for some chocolate chips!"

Girls Night Out

Out at dinner with my girlfriends for Valentine's Day. One of them pulls out a picture of an incredibly attractive bearded,  tatted, muscled guy that she found on Pinterest. Friend #2 and I ooh and ah over what's his face and she adamantly states "I want to lick every part of his body." I'm sure the people sitting behind us are either extremely amused or confused.